Jam On #SoundScapeSunday Acid Rock with Russ Parker On da U #SoundCloud Live and Direct #SSS

Jam On #SoundScapeSunday Acid Rock with Russ Parker On da U #SoundCloud Live and Direct #SSS
https://soundcloud.com/russparker91/lunatic-express-v1

In The Ghetto El Barrio #SoundScapeSunday with George Benson #DiscoSoul edit #SSS On U #SoundCloud

In The Ghetto El Barrio #SoundScapeSunday with George Benson #DiscoSoul edit #SSS On U #SoundCloud
"How could you be from the ghetto and be a rat?"

https://soundcloud.com/user-998436411/george-benson-the-ghetto-lego-retouch

Jam on the Grove Sunday#SSS #SoundScapeSunday Jawz #DeepDisco

Jam on the Grove Sunday#SSS #SoundScapeSunday Jawz #DeepDisco
#JazzFunk On U #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/piedpiper/jawz-pimpin-willie11-12-inch-deep-disko-house-mix

#SoundScapeSunday On U #SoundCloud #SSS

#SoundScapeSunday On U #SoundCloud #SSS
https://soundcloud.com/jrs-1-1/from-her-voice-1

The Pied Piper Pulp Disco Deviant Maverick Producer, Arranger, DJ, Songwriter, Composer, Drummer, Percussionist,...

The Pied Piper Pulp Disco Deviant Maverick Producer, Arranger, DJ, Songwriter, Composer, Drummer, Percussionist, Audio Engineer, Remixer, Editor, Multi-Instrumentalist
(Jamming circa. 1983)
An English judge had said so after the Jacobites’ great defeat at Culloden in 1746; a piper was a fighter like the rest, and his music was his weapon
On U #SoundCloud

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https://soundcloud.com/piedpiper/bad-boogie-original-nudiscohouse-mix

Explore the underground cave world.

Explore the underground cave world. “Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from coming out of the light or from going into the light”
― Plato, The Allegory of the Cave

Track #3 on my new album Nature (free full album at www.drjoyner.net).

Nature is 55 min of continuous sound, with 14 tracks.

Composed, performed, arranged, and mixed by Dr. Joyner.On U #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/drjoyner/3-the-cave-part-1

The Salt On Her Cheeks Divine Introspection by Mayawaska

The Salt On Her Cheeks Divine Introspection by Mayawaska
Enjoy the trip on U #SoundCloud
Hubtone – Seeing Things
AMB – Rain
War On Drugs – The Haunting Idle
Yagya – The Salt On Her Cheeks
Trentemoller – Nightwalker
Giyo – Earthbound
Yeter – Dart (1) (Parks Remix)
Steve Gunn & Mike Cooper – Saudade Do Santos-o-Velho
Benji Vaughan – Even Tundra
Andrew Bayer – All This Will Happen Again
Fingers In The Noise – Wind Force
Emancipator – All Through The Night
Giyo – Summer Breeze (Set Sail)
Rhian Sheehan – Scene 3
Leftfield – Melt
Loscil – Ema
Global Communication – 9.39
https://soundcloud.com/mayawaska/divine-introspection-mix

Torbay Motor Club Auto X meeting one car two driver's Roger Brunt and Dan Rooke (British Rallycross Champion)

Torbay Motor Club Auto X meeting one car two driver's Roger Brunt and Dan Rooke (British Rallycross Champion)

Going to the Pub race weekend Devon

Going to the Pub race weekend Devon

Two Birds(Chicken) with One Stone

Two Birds(Chicken) with One Stone
My second dilemma concerns a second set of two chickens, however these chickens are alive and even more troublesome. These two chickens, apparently vagabonds of some kind, wandered onto the grounds of the monastery earlier today.

They were drunk and rowdy, and disturbed many of the other monks during post-breakfast meditation.

I asked them kindly to leave us in peace and find refuge elsewhere, but they refused and became belligerent.
They both swung their wings at me as if to punch me, but fortunately they were quite drunk and immediately fell, unconscious, to the ground.

As they were comatose, I quickly grabbed them by their talons, placed them outside the monastery walls, and locked the gate.

However, they both regained consciousness mere minutes later, and since then, have been trying in vain to fly over the gate.

To make matters worse, they seem even more belligerent, and their drunken vulgarity continues to disturb our meditations.

“So I ask you, wise Master, what is the correct path of action?”

To which Lao Tzen Tzang replied:

“By killing two birds with one stone, you shall kill two birds with one stone.”

“And how shall I do that?” asked the pupil.

You must find the biggest stone in the garden. Also a twelve foot ladder.
Take these to the front gate, and carry the stone to the top of the ladder.
When the chickens are not looking, drop the stone on top of them.

Then cook them for supper.

“But, Master, what if the stone is too heavy to carry up the ladder?”

“Then you must find a slightly smaller stone that is not as heavy.”

“But, master, what if none of the stones are big enough to kill both chickens in one fell swoop?”

“Then find a stone you can fit in your hand.
Aim for one chicken and throw the stone in a sidearm motion, as you might throw a curveball.
The stone should ricochet off of the first chicken and hit the second chicken as well.”

The pupil followed his master’s advice but, alas, once again proved himself grossly incompetent.

He carried a large stone to the top of a ladder placed next to the front gate, but just as he was about to drop it, one of the chickens flew up and pecked him in the eye.

The young monk lost his balance and fell, dropping the rock on his own face.

Though as dumb luck would have it, the chickens saw this and laughed until they choked to death on their own vomit.

The young monk may have lost several teeth, but that didn’t prevent him from cooking and eating a delectable sesame chicken supper.

And for the first and second times in history, two birds were killed with one stone. Also a ladder.

#Chicken

Originally shared by Shen Yun Official Account

Idiom: Shooting Two Hawks with One Arrow 一 箭双雕
In the West, we say "to kill two birds with one stone," but in ancient China, archery was the way to go.
Meet Zhang Sunsheng: a well-trusted strategist and a talented archer from China’s Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589 C.E). Zhang was charged with escorting a princess to the northwest, where she would be married off to the neighboring Turkish clan. While in the Turkish kingdom, the king became so impressed by Zhang’s archery skills that he invited Zhang stay as a special guest of honor. Thus, Zhang spent the next year on holiday, and often accompanied the Turkish king on his hunting expeditions.
One day, the pair spotted two hawks flying overhead, squabbling over a piece of meat. The king handed Zhang two arrows and asked him to take down the intimidating raptors, one after the other. Zhang carefully strung his bow, aimed closely at his first target, and let go. But much to even his surprise, he struck both birds in one stroke, accomplishing his task with only half the effort.
Now that’s what we call efficiency!